"If you don't want to be greeted by wet muddy paws and a wiggle butt then

STAY AWAY because my Boxers Live here.

If you don't love a slobbery kiss than

STAY AWAY because my Boxers live here.

If you don't like falling over toys, stepping in water, and being covered in hair

than STAY AWAY because my Boxers Live here.

If you believe a home should always be spotless and smelling good than

STAY AWAY because my Boxers live here.

And if you think you will get mad at me

STAY AWAY because my Boxers live here.

But if you are a good person and nothing of the above bothers you

and you would like to be instantly loved

come in

because my Boxers live here."